MAIN PLOT

The most ferocious battles take place directly in the middle of the solar system on a dwarf planet called Ceres.

Fast forward to the main story and Uranus has received extremely important information that could change the course of the war. They need to inform Neptune, but their General is on Ceres with a small battalion. They send one of their highest ranking lieutenant generals and a squadron to find them and relay this information.

This Lieutenant General is Sam.

On their arrival on Ceres, their ship experiences major landing difficulties and they land directly in the middle of a skirmish.

Sam’s entire squadron is killed. He only just escapes. How?!?!!

A freaking wanderer merchant, silver blooded and loyal to no side, saves his life. He is from Jupiter - he is an enemy of Sam’s. His name is JOSÉ

Sam is pissed cuz mans got saved by the enemy. He owes José now so Sam won’t kill him or take him as a war prisoner.

He’s very angry about this.

Anyways long story short he runs into soldier from Earth (on the Cold side). Yay an ally!!!!!!!1!! 🤡

Her name is Harlow and Sam is head over heels man.

But he’s too professional for that rn bro so he’s like “I’m a Lieutenant General of Uranus. can you take me to the Neptune troops? Since Earth and the Neptune battalions work side by side? I have info”

And she’s like “okaaaay” and in her head she’s like ‘wow a Lieutenant General imma try and get him to join Pluto and/or kill him if he doesn’t’

But she plays the role of an Earth troop. Then they run into a sweet dumb bitch Saturn medic called Phob! She is collecting plants and herbs to use for medical supplies on her stay at Ceres. There are many people to treat.

Sam takes her as a prisoner of war!!(this is illegal)

Basically they all have an adventure on Ceres, going through the most terrifying of terrains such as the dark bit I forgot the name of, all the while thinking they’re being led to Neptune troops.

They bond.

Sam’s morals change and he realises just because people are on the other side of the war doesn’t mean he should want to kill them all 😍😍😍

They also run into José and his binkey (donkey bilby) again as they’re running low on supplies

And they get a pet. A rabbit goat. Sam hates it and it hates Sam. It loves Phoebe and Phoebe loves it.

Long story short the Uranus leader fricking gets assassinated

Sam’s called to lead the nation. It’s dire. He has to leave Ceres, now unable to relay the information for the time being. Harlow’s like “shit” and tries to kill him when he’s not expecting it.

He can’t bring himself to hurt her so he’s just dodging but guess what

Harlow freaking chops his left ear off. 🥰

In the fight Harlow’s blood is drawn as well and, horrified, it is revealed to Phob and Sam that she has black blood.

Harlow’s plots are revealed and stuff is going down and anyways blah blah blah Sam doesn’t die, Harlow runs off to Sam’s ship which has just arrived to take him back to Uranus, steals it and starts going back to earth.

Phob and Sam are in hot pursuit. She’s gonna use the weapon.

They stop her and stuff and the end the war ends everything is revealed and Harlow is frozen (cryogenic stuff) because no way can she go back to Pluto.